15th July 2011 @ 06:18pm

HEY RYAN, YOOO WHO RYAN?! LOOK AT THIS SHIT. LOOK AT THIS HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP SHIT THAT YOU GOT BORED OF. SHE’S RECOVERING FROM HER CRAZY PREGNANCY CRAP AND I’M RECOVERING FROM A BOTCH DYE JOB WHICH IS PRACTICALLY THE SAME THING. THEN YOU GET BORED OF US AND OUR ADORABLE, YET LEADING TO SEX IN THE NEAR FUTURE, RELATIONSHIP. WHAT GIVES RYAN? I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE FOR YOU RYAN, BLONDE LIKE YOUR YELLOW HATS. WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME AND MY YELLOW HAIR? I THOUGHT YELLOW WAS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR RYAN. 

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13th July 2011 @ 05:35pm

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS STUPID HAIRCUT. YOU MAKE ME GET A STUPID BIEBER CUT AND ACTUALLY WALK AROUND LIKE THIS. THERE’S NOTHING ROCK AND ROLL ABOUT BIEBER OR THIS HAIR RYAN. I’M NOT LIKE YOU, I DON’T HAVE A FINE COLLECTION OF YELLOW HATS TO COVER MY SHAME. AND THEN A FEW MONTHS LATER I CAN’T AFFORD TO GET MY HAIR CUT RYAN? SO BASICALLY YOU MAKE ME LIVE OUT MY HOMELESS EXISTENCE WITH A GROWN OUT FUCKING BIEBER CUT. WHAT DID MY FACE DO TO OFFEND YOU RYAN MURPHY? 

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12th July 2011 @ 06:48pm

YOU SEE HER SINGING, RYAN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE’S SINGING? SHE’S SINGING A SONG ABOUT ME CALLED TROUTY MOUTH, AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE IT RYAN. HAVE YOU READ THE LYRICS TO THIS SHIT? SHE’S CALLING ME FROGGY LIPS AND ACCUSING ME OF SUCKING ON BABIES. THIS IS VERBAL HARASSMENT IN A WORKPLACE MURPHY, AND HUMAN RESOURCES DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS SHIT. DON’T GET ME WRONG, I APPRECIATE YOU LETTING ME GET ALL UP IN THAT FINE LATINA ASS, BUT I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS KIND OF HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT, RYAN. 

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11th July 2011 @ 05:29pm

HEY MURPHY THANKS FOR THE HELP DUDE. THANKS FOR LETTING ME HIT ROCK BOTTOM BEFORE YOU KICKED MY ASS TO THE CURB. I HAD TO SELL MY GUITAR, I HAD TO SELL MY AVATAR COLLECTORS EDITION… FOR HALF WHAT I PAID FOR IT, TO SOME IDIOT SPEAKING NA’VI COMPLETELY WRONG. I HAD TO WEAR MY LETTERMAN JACKET TO NEW YORK BECAUSE I HAD TO SELL ALL MY OTHER JACKETS. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SELL ALL YOUR YELLOW HATS MURPHY? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? 

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